The Brooklynite’s Guide to New Year’s Resolutions
Read Every Brooklyn Book
I will finally get around to Laura Lamont’s Life in Pictures, and that Jami Attenberg book the Times just wrote about, and every other book by every other author we talked about in our lit supplement, and I’ll brush up on some Walt Whitman, and do all this while not falling behind on the New Yorker. Swear to God. I will also never leave the house.