Penis Alert on the L Train
There’s a new subway pervert in Brooklyn and this guy doesn’t just want you to see a brief flash of his penis, he wants you to see it all hanging out, all the time.
Gothamist reports on the latest pervert in the NYC subway system and has some really, really NSFW pictures taken by subway rider Melissa Smith who told Gothamist, “This guy was sitting across from me last night at 10:30 from Lorimer to 6th Ave. He was wearing crotchless nylons and opening and closing his legs to reveal his penis. I took photos (which he saw me do) and he confronted me when I got off at 6th Ave., hurled threatening epithets at me, and chased me out of the station. This man does NOT seem like a harmless perv.”
The man appeared to be wearing nothing but his winter coat and a pair of “crotchless nylons” which, we guess it wasn’t cold enough last night to suffer frostbite on any exposed extremities, but also really can’t imagine taking that chance. All joking aside, what the fuck is wrong with this guy? Subways should be penis-free zones. There is enough scary and terrible shit that goes down on the subways without having to have some guy’s dong flapping around in your face.
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