How to Ride a Goddamn Elevator
Stand On the Other Side from the Exit
It’s like getting onto a subway car: if you’re standing between a disembarking passenger and the exit, they’ll have to walk around you, which slows them down, which slows you down, which slows the rest of us down. Move to the other side, or just move away all together—you don’t need to be the first one onto the elevator. There are no seats. [photo]