Reasons Why Brooklyn Is the Worst Place Ever: a Preemptive Attack
Brooklyn Might Be the Worst Place Ever, But I Still Love It
I guess, in conclusion, it is really easy to hate something if you’re really determined to do so. In fact, you don’t even need to come up with original reasons to hate something! You can just plug your hatred into pre-existing reasons. I don’t think Brooklyn is the worst place ever, nor do I think it’s perfect, but I’m glad that I got all of that Brooklyn negativity out of my system. And maybe someone will read this post and decide that Brooklyn really is the worst place ever and stay the fuck away. And I’d be fine with that. Really. Because the one thing that is really annoying about Brooklyn is how many people from Manhattan and LA come to visit it. So, yeah, Brooklyn sucks. Stay the hell away.
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