You might have already heard, but today, New York’s Powerball jackpot reached a record $550 million, or a potential $360.2 million for a single winner opting for cash payout. This is biggest Powerball jackpock of all time, ever! And tonight’s drawing at 11 p.m. will confirm that you will never see a fucking dime of that money.
It’s not your fault. It’s just that the odds of winning are 1 in 175,223,510. Instead of buying a ticket that will bring you nothing but disappointed hopes, here are some other ways to spend a $2 today.