A Snor’Eastercane Is Coming to Kill Us All

Theyre coming for us.

  • They’re coming for us.

We’ve had a good run here in New York City.

Hunker down. A storm that meteorologists are saying “will be worse” than the Perfect Storm of 1991 is coming for us. The storm will be a terrifying combination of a snowstorm, Nor’Easter, and hurricane. And it’s predicted to make landfall on the full moon. I don’t know what that has to do with anything, but it’s worth mentioning, because of werewolves and menstrual cycles and things of that nature. All I know is that I’m preparing my apocalyptic playlist as soon as possible. It’s the only thing that got me through Hurricane Irene, which was the last time the world ended.

Remember that? That was terrible. So, be prepared. Make your playlist now. WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

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