Speculatively, Seven Classics Get the Fifty Shades of Grey Treatment
Animal Farm George Orwell
We want to state unequivocally that we do NOT condone bestiality. Or interspecies mixing. We’ve written before about how the idea of a rat/jellyfish hybrid straight up terrifies us.
However! Sometimes what terrifies us most also excites us?
Ummm…no. Actually, no, not at all.
Not in this case.
And any sickos who try to re-market Animal Farm as a sexytime book should really feel ashamed. Leave the farm animals alone!