- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, May 9, 2013
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Operation "Stupid Hipster" Lowers Crime In Cobble HillDimwitted yuppies do dimwitted yuppie things.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Feb 20, 2013
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Well, Looks Like Brooklyn Got Worse in 2012
Statistics indicate a rise in things no one should want to see rise.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Feb 11, 2013
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Here is an Illustrated Map of Every Crime in Brooklyn
Where, precisely, is all the arson happening? Now we know.
- Blogs, The Measure, Jan 24, 2013
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What's Going On With The Attacks on Women in Bushwick?
Things are still up in the air, it seems.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Jan 21, 2013
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One-Third of Brooklyn Heights Burglaries Due to Unlocked Doors
"Right this way, burglar!"
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Nov 19, 2012
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Brooklyn Shootings May Be The Work Of A Serial Killer
This is not news we wanted to hear.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Sep 14, 2012
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Police Crackdown Accidentally Caused Spurt Of Muggings in Red Hook
Oopsy daisy.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Sep 13, 2012
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Cobble Hill Candy Store Hires Heavy Security to Protect Its Jellybeans
So, it seems like taking candy from a candy store will no longer be as easy as taking candy from a baby.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Sep 6, 2012
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Iced Coffee Saves Woman Being Mugged at Gunpoint
Who needs a Taser when you've got iced coffee?
- Blogs, The Measure, Sep 5, 2012
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Dizzy's Diner Employee "Slashed" In Park Slope
Co-workers are now raising funds for his medical bills.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Aug 31, 2012
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Williamsburg Experiencing A Minor Crime Wave
Nobody move! Nobody panic!
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Aug 24, 2012
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Vandalism In Green-Wood Cemetery May Be Its Worst Ever
This is not a great day for faith in humanity.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Aug 23, 2012
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Ex-Wife Of Dog Day Afternoon Bank Robber Recalls, "It Was Horrible"
She took a tranquilizer and went to bed that day. Who can blame her.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Aug 20, 2012
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Brooklyn Has Less Honest Residents Than Manhattan, Says Made Up Study
Time to get your hackles up!
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Aug 10, 2012
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Even The Son Of Sam Thinks New Yorkers Are Too Violent
"Young people have no business carrying a gun. I would love to speak bluntly to those gangbanging teens and wanna-bes."
- Blogs, The Measure, Aug 9, 2012
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Levi Aron Pleads Guilty To Killing 8-Year-Old Leiby Kletzy
Aron will receive 40 years to life in prison.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Aug 8, 2012
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Someone Vandalized The Holocaust Memorial In Sheepshead Bay
Some days faith in humanity gets kind of tough to keep up.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Jul 27, 2012
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NY1 Reporter Attacked, Has Snacks Stolen in Brooklyn
Uh, welcome to the borough!
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Jul 19, 2012
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Incidents at the McCarren Pool: A Timeline
This has been kind of a mixed bag so far.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Jul 16, 2012
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A 3-Year-Old Was Mugged This Weekend in Bed-Stuy
What on earth.
