You know all about this already, presumably, but just in case: a $75 million musical spectacle with music and lyrics by Bono and The Edge, originally directed by Broadway auteur Julie Taymor but deemed too confusing and ambitious, dumbed and dulled down, now with more flying! Oh, it's also about a nerdy boy from Queens who gets bitten by a spider and becomes a Spider-Man who can fight evil, but risks losing those he loves. $67.50-$140
You know the story: nightclub diva Deloris Van Cartier, joining the witness relocation program following a murder, must become a nun. In doing she livens up the church choir with observantly rewritten soul and Motown classics, helps timid sisters come out of their shells and, eventually, must face her would-be killers. $51.50-$126.50
A rotating all-star cast (including Samantha Bee, Rosie O’Donnell, Jane Lynch and Rita Wilson) performs this set of vignettes inspired by the titular book by Ilene Beckerman and the stories adapted and organized by Nora and Delia Ephron. $75