- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, May 20, 2013
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Yet Another Reason Patrick Stewart Is Brooklyn's Finest Citizen
He's saving animals now, you guys.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Apr 10, 2013
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Weiner Leans In: 5 Thoughts On Anthony Weiner's Mayoral Candidacy
Mostly, these are thoughts about dick pics.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Feb 21, 2013
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New York Will Never Make You Happy. Here Are 5 Cities You Should Move to Instead!
But also, it won't make you (that) sad.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Jan 18, 2013
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Here is How to Tweet About Girls This Weekend
You were going to do it anyway, weren't you?
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Oct 23, 2012
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The Best of the Brooklyn Nets on Twitter
Let's judge these players on their REAL merits, shall we?
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Oct 22, 2012
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The Head of the MTA Has a Twitter and It's Spectacular
The head of the MTA has a personal twitter account where he writes about the Yankees and other things that interest him. He won't answer your subway-related queries, but it's still TOTALLY worth following him.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Sep 27, 2012
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Soon the Internet Will Only be Pictures of Cats and Dogs
Everybody loves pictures of puppies, right? Good! Because that's all the Internet will be one day.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Aug 7, 2012
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Signs That You Might Be a Mass Murderer Include Not Having a Facebook
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Jul 3, 2012
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Court Allows Subpoena of Brooklyn OWS Protester's Deleted Tweets
"There are still consequences for your public posts," people.
