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    <title>The War Memorials of Brooklyn</title>
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        &lt;p&gt;Since at least the Civil War, Brooklyn residents have commemorated American wars by building long-lasting memorials to those who died fighting them. These sculptures and monuments are scattered throughout the borough, from Greenpoint to East New York to Bay Ridge, and visiting one in your neighborhood over the next few days might not be a bad way to pay tribute to the reason for the long weekend&#x2014;to contemplate what it means to be a citizen of a country that sends people to war who die there, and to honor the sacrifice of those who go.&#x2026;
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 12:08:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    <title>In Memoriam: 10 Much Mourned Brooklyn Institutions</title>
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&lt;p&gt;Nothing lasts forever, right? Especially in New York.&#x2026;
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 11:03:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    <title>The 11 Best Ways To Spend Memorial Day Weekend In Brooklyn</title>
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&lt;p&gt;God, finally. Waiting for Memorial Day to get here is like a grueling year-long equivalent of the antsy &quot;Is it &lt;em&gt;Friiiiiday yet???&lt;/em&gt;&quot; thing we all do like every single week.&#x2026;
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    <pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 09:30:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    <title>Northside Film Tickets Are On Sale Now!</title>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://northsidefestival.com/film/&quot;&gt;Northside Film&lt;/a&gt; is quickly approaching (mark your calendars for June 17-20 if you haven&#39;t already) and &lt;a href=&quot;http://northsidefestival.com/film/film-line-up/&quot;&gt;badges are on sale now&lt;/a&gt;. What does a badge get you, you ask?&#x2026;
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 15:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    <title>Prospect Park After GoogaMooga: &quot;No Longer a Meadow&#x2014;An Abandoned Lot&quot;</title>
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        &lt;p&gt;I felt conflicted about the Great GoogaMooga, the music and food festival that recently took over Prospect Park: on one hand, I live and write about Brooklyn everyday, and I feel like I should be present for large cultural events; on the other, I love Prospect Park and am sympathetic to the critics &lt;a href=&quot;http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/05/17/a-curious-costbenefit-analysis-of-a-park-fund-raiser/&quot;&gt;who say&lt;/a&gt; the damage incurred to it isn&#39;t worth the paltry sum the park nets from the festival. Luckily, I had been given tickets for Sunday, which was &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thelmagazine.com/TheMeasure/archives/2013/05/19/great-googamooga-canceled&quot;&gt;rained out&lt;/a&gt;, so I didn&#39;t have to confront this moral dilemma this year.&#x2026;
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 13:09:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    <title>Which Mayoral Candidate Gets To Be The &quot;Brooklyn&quot; Candidate?</title>
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&lt;p&gt;Today&#39;s been a pretty huge news day. Or at least, it has been if you&#39;re specifically interested in the democratic field for this year&#39;s mayoral race: Anthony Weiner officially announced his sort of inevitable candidacy, &lt;a href=&quot;http://anthonyweiner.ngpvanhost.com/sites/anthonyweiner/files/KeysToTheCity_final.pdf&quot;&gt;with a solid 64-point &quot;action plan&quot;&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=x92OWufIWcU#!&quot;&gt;a video his campaign accidentally released&lt;/a&gt; a few hours early, while&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/22/nyregion/in-mayoral-race-de-blasios-focus-is-beyond-manhattan.html?pagewanted=1&amp;ref=nyregion&amp;_r=0&quot;&gt; the &lt;em&gt;New York Times&lt;/em&gt; published a glowing profile depicting Bill de Blasio &lt;/a&gt;as the face of &quot;new Brooklyn.&quot;&#x2026;
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    <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 12:13:03 -0400</pubDate>
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    <title>More Bands Added to the Northside Festival Lineup: Chance the Rapper, A Place to Bury Strangers, Bleached, Weekend and More</title>
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&lt;p&gt;The countdown to the &lt;a href=&quot;http://northsidefestival.com/&quot;&gt;Northside Festival&lt;/a&gt; has officially begun! In less than 30 days, more than 350 bands will descend on Williamsburg and Greenpoint for four long days and even longer nights.&#x2026;
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    <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 11:44:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    <title>Hipsters Tired of &quot;Hipsters&quot; Ruining Williamsburg</title>
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        &lt;p&gt;People who recently moved to Williamsburg are angry that their favorite bars are now being overrun by bridge-and-tunnel tourists, DNAinfo &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20130521/williamsburg/bridge-and-tunnel-poser-hipsters-clog-williamsburg-bars-locals-complain#slideshow_modal_slot_1&quot;&gt;reports&lt;/a&gt;. The worst blocks are those around the Wythe Hotel, residents report: you can&#39;t even &lt;em&gt;go&lt;/em&gt; to Brooklyn Bowl, the Output Club, Kinfolk Studios or the hotel anymore without running into a bunch of phonies.&#x2026;
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    <pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 12:08:00 -0400</pubDate>
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    <title>The Rockabus Has Added Two New Routes</title>
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&lt;p&gt;Just ahead of Memorial Day Weekend, the operators of Rockabus announced in a press release this morning that in addition to the usual pickup location in Williamsburg, this year&#39;s service will include two new routes &lt;a href=&quot;https://rockabus.com/#locations&quot;&gt;from Grand Army Plaza, on Flatbush near the Brooklyn Public Library, and the Lower East Side, near the 2nd Avenue F stop&lt;/a&gt;. All buses will be traveling nonstop every hour to Rockaway Beach and Jacob Riis Park on Saturdays and Sundays.&#x2026;
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    <pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 10:41:02 -0400</pubDate>
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    <title>The Cicada Apocalypse!: or 5 Ways Brooklyn Has Changed In the Last 17 Years</title>
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&lt;p&gt;Perhaps you&#39;ve heard of the cicada plague that is about to descend (or, rather, &lt;em&gt;ascend&lt;/em&gt;... billions of these little suckers are going to be crawling up and out of the ground!) upon us all.&#x2026;
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&lt;p&gt;Listen, we all know that Patrick Stewart has proven himself to be a pretty superlative Brooklyn resident many times over, via his &lt;a href=&quot;http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2012/10/patrick-stewart-brooklyn-nets-park-slope.html&quot;&gt;irritation with the Barclays Center&lt;/a&gt; (stars, they&#39;re just like us!), &lt;a href=&quot;https://twitter.com/SirPatStew&quot;&gt;his excellent Twitter feed&lt;/a&gt;, mostly just his continued presence here. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;You are cordially invited to the third semi-final reading of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thelmagazine.com/newyork/literaryupstart/page&quot;&gt;Literary Upstart: The Search for Pocket Fiction&lt;/a&gt;,&lt;em&gt; The L Magazine&lt;/em&gt;&#39;s annual competitive reading series in which the city&#39;s finest unknown writers read and compete for an enormous novelty check worth $250 and publication in our Summer Fiction Issue. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;We&#39;ve changed locations!&#x2026;
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&lt;p&gt;I&#39;d like to say this question came to me totally in the spirit of public service, but, I mean, of course it didn&#39;t. Of course I&#39;ve spent the better part of the week trying to figure out this labyrinth (and the better part of Sunday afternoon sitting at a bar frantically jamming &quot;HOW TO REPORT BAD BUS DRIVER MTA NYC?&quot; into my phone) because this weekend, on the shuttle replacing the J train, I had what you could call a Very Bad Bus Driver.&#x2026;
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&lt;p&gt;With insanity like &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bkmag.com/BKShelter/archives/2013/02/08/i-refuse-to-acknowledge-east-bushwick&quot;&gt;&quot;East Bushwick&quot; &lt;/a&gt;and and, uh, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bkmag.com/BrooklynAbridged/archives/2013/05/10/east-williamsburg-queens&quot;&gt;an East Williamsburg &lt;em&gt;that includes part of Queens&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/a&gt;gaining real estate momentum, it&#39;s never too soon to speculate on what the next hot hot hot neighborhood for gentrification will be. So let&#39;s talk about Brownsville for a minute.&#x2026;
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    <pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 10:52:32 -0400</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;Is there anything that can destroy the fun of reading more than a book club? I don&#39;t know about you, but nothing makes me want to read a book less than if I feel like it&#39;s been assigned to me. I mean, for me, being a writer is already sort of like being a full-time student in that I am constantly doing work at home at crazy hours and I subsist pretty much on caffeine and potato chips and other things that are undeniably bad for me. It&#39;s unhealthy, it really is. But so, book clubs.&#x2026;
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&lt;p&gt;The official launch of New York CIty&#39;s bike share program is approaching quickly and, as expected, opponents are becoming more and more vocal about all the problems that might occur. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/15/nyregion/complaints-rise-as-bike-share-program-nears.html?ref=nyregion&amp;_r=0&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;The New York Times&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt; reports, &quot;Bike share was easy for New York City to love in the abstract...But with the program two weeks away, many New Yorkers have turned against bike share.&quot;&#x2026;
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&lt;p&gt;Well, here&#39;s something I thought I&#39;d never be typing, in 2013: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20130514/borough-park/measles-outbreak-hits-borough-park-williamsburg-officials-say&quot;&gt;there&#39;s a measles outbreak in Brooklyn&lt;/a&gt;. Huh.&#x2026;
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        &lt;p&gt;Twenty seven percent of Americans support levying a special tax on hipsters for &quot;for being so annoying,&quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2013/05/americans-so-over-hipsters.html&quot;&gt;according to a survey&lt;/a&gt; by Public Policy Polling. The research firm, which published a press release that reads like the Borowitz Report but is apparently not a joke, asked Americans many questions about hipsters, with not-so-surprising results: 42 percent have an unfavorable view of hipsters, 46 percent agreed that hipsters &quot;soullessly appropriate cultural tropes from the past for their own ironic amusement,&quot; and 98 percent of Republicans said they&#39;d be less likely to vote for a hipster (dashing our dreams of electing a hipster president any time soon, ugh).&#x2026;
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&lt;p&gt;Are you alone? I don&#39;t mean &quot;alone&quot; in the &quot;are you single&quot; kind of a way, although that way might very well apply here too.&#x2026;
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&lt;p&gt;Who doesn&#39;t love an online quiz? I can&#39;t think of a single person who doesn&#39;t like online quizzes, except arguable (noted) curmudgeon and L Mag culture editor, Henry Stewart.&#x2026;
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