- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Mar 20, 2013
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The Hipster Invasion is Real, and It's Coming!
What you can do to prepare.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Jul 19, 2012
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Why Windsor Terrace's Fight Against Walgreens Matters to All of Brooklyn
Fight the man. The man, in this case, is Walgreens.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, May 2, 2013
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"Will.i.amsburg": or The Day the New York Times Officially Became an Internet Troll
When a headline makes a Black Eyed Peas pun, you know the level of humor is going to be abysmal.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Sep 27, 2012
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7-Eleven Plotting Brooklyn Takeover
If you mix the cherry Slurpee with the coca-cola Slurpee, it's kinda like cherry coke, which maybe qualifies as artisanal?
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Nov 2, 2012
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This Year's NYC Marathon Is Immoral: What We Talk About When We Talk About Running
Do the right thing. Don't run. Volunteer.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Apr 3, 2013
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Top 5 Things We All Do That Can Kill Us
We're all doomed.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Sep 20, 2012
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Why I Hate Brooklyn Lit: A Dissent
Not everyone is excited to celebrate the magic and wonder that is Brooklyn literature.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Aug 13, 2012
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The Most Racist Thing I Read Today!
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Oct 3, 2012
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Why Are Internet Commenters Such Assholes? and Some of Our Worst Comments
An informal survey of writers here at Brooklyn Magazine and The L indicates that the meanest thing commenters call us is "hipster." Way harsh, commenters, way harsh.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Nov 19, 2012
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How Hipsters and Irony Have Ruined Everything
A professor at Princeton thinks we should all be more like religious fundamentalists, buy better gifts for each other. What?
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Mar 14, 2013
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Which Williamsburg is Right for You?
So confusing: Northside? Southside? Morgantown? We break it down.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Mar 5, 2013
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Hipsters Have Not Destroyed Brooklyn
Honestly, they haven't.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Jan 2, 2013
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There is Now a Literal Map of Brooklyn's Gentrification
Any guesses what Williamsburg looks like?
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Jun 11, 2012
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The 100 Greatest Brooklynites of All Time: 100 to 91
An absolutely true and scientifically verifiable list of 100 Brooklynites we really like.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Oct 23, 2012
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10 Reasons the NHL is Also Coming to Brooklyn
Why Brooklyn is going to get an NHL professional hockey team.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Nov 20, 2012
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How to Ride a Fucking Escalator in NYC
Get out of the way, goddammit!
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Jan 22, 2013
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Is Washington D.C. The New Brooklyn?
They've started eating bacon, after all.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Nov 9, 2012
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The Impeach Obama Movement Has Begun: Tweets From the Front Line
Republicans are dealing with their anger at Obama's re-election by calling for his impeachment. This should be interesting.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Nov 2, 2012
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Priorities: Hundreds of People Stand In Line For the New iPad Mini
These people clearly have their priorities in order.
- Brooklyn Mag, Brooklyn Abridged, Feb 18, 2013
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"Creating Hipsturbia": Are All the Hipsters Leaving Brooklyn?
Chappaqua is a hamlet, in a Kierkegaardian sort of way.
