Sure, they may be "professional athletes" at "the top of their game," but we all know that what really makes or breaks a pro athlete is a well-honed social media presence. Do they take well-lit pictures of fancy meals? Engage well with fans? Indulge in too many (or too few) RT's? There are a lot of factors to be considered here. You might even say running a solid celebrity Twitter feed is just as hard and competitive as playing a professional sport!
Or, you might not, but still. For everyone's sake, we took the liberty of combing the Twitter feeds of the players who have it, and sorting them into arbitrary, totally made-up, but still fair and accurate superlatives. Here's who to follow.