Helpful Tips for Surviving New York City’s Upcoming Power Problem



We all know men’s tears are good for drinking, but what if we utilized them for greater needs? Like keeping this town running? Really makes you think.

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  1. What an irresposible “article” —even if it’s an attempt at humor.
    The closing of the potentially dangerous and aging Indian Point nuclear power plant does NOT leave 25% of NYC without power, We need to upgrade transmission lines to feed cheaper power from the north to our cities in lower New York.
    And although I’d be among the first to defend civilians against police brutality- that crack about the NYPD as a whole is really callous, gross and unjustified. Not to mention childish.

    • I think we can power a few block of the city with your tears as well, that’s for sure.

      You big meanie.


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