Do Not Even Start With This Sunday Snow Storm Right Now


No. No. Just no, meteorologists. I do not want to hear about this “possible impending snowstorm,” OK? I don’t care about “potential for heavy precipitation,  some being snow, some being rain, some being a combination thereof.” I do not want to talk about two storms maybe-might joining forces to shower ice down upon the five boroughs. We just got burned by the blizzard that wasn’t, and now you want us to take another chance with this forecast? Buddy. This is drunk-dialing-an-ex-the-day-after-you-dumped-them level shit. Move on. At least wait until we’ve had time to eat our blizzard provision Doritos.


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