Louis C.K. Wants You to Know He Really Hates ISIS… Like Really Hates ISIS
In just the latest example of realizing how stars are just like us, we found out earlier today that Louis C.K. is just like us because he too hates ISIS. Yup, that’s right! Just like us C.K. finds ISIS to be about as reprehensible a group of humans that have ever graced the surface of this rock hurtling through space we call home. And how do we know this? Twitter, of course. This is, after all, how we know everything about everybody.
Earlier this morning, C.K. took to Twitter to voice his antipathy for the group. And he really started off strong:
Oh, fuck you, ISIS. Sincerely please fuck each other in the mouth with forks. You’re 7 year old boys. You’re stupid. You suck.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
Of course, the fact that C.K. advises members of ISIS to “fuck each other in the mouth with forks” is actually a way in which he is not like us, because we don’t curse that creatively! Although we might just start. Following that tweet, C.K. went on to reaffirm that he thinks ISIS is even worse than whoever created the Common Core curriculum, tweeting:
I’m 47. seen a lot of assholes. But these ISIS fuckfaces Are the worst. ISIS please drink Sunoco gas and then have a smoke.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
But lest you think that C.K. is just one of those blindly patriotic morons who thinks everything anti-American is bad and everything American is good, he asserts that not only is he not automatically pro-USA, but also that maybe ISIS has an American connection of its own:
Fuck ISIS doesn’t mean yay America. I’m not saying this as an American. I don’t believe they’re coming here. I’m a Martian. — Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
Whether or not ISIS is really a bunch of Halliburton employees — Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
Or just homegrown raping marauding cunts they appear to be. Just really. Fuck them already. They stink. — Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
What spurred C.K. to rage against ISIS this morning of all mornings? It seems he was reading the paper and just couldn’t take the fact that these pathetic excuses for human beings are marauding across the Middle East, torturing, maiming, terrorizing, and murdering as they go.
But right now. As a cranky guy reading the paper, Fuck ISIS in all 3 holes and make a fifth and fuck them there too.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
I mean a fourth hole. Sorry. Seriously sorry.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
C.K. is not a man without hope though. He knows good can be done in this world, which is why he also wants you to take some time and channel your frustration into donating money to some of the people and causes that help humanity, like the Fistula Foundation.
Also please everybody give shitloads of money to http://t.co/vgF16fp6Iz. They are a rarely good and blameless bunch. — Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 13, 2014
This has been today’s dispatch of how stars are just like us. They hate who we hate. Which, similar senses of humor and rage? There’s worse ways of achieving common ground.
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