Why, Brooklyn? Nets Fan Photographed Simultaneously Vomiting and Pooping In Urinal (NSFW)

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Do not click on the link unless you spend five seconds visualizing—really visualizing—what might come next.

Yesterday, Deadspin published a very unfortunate photo of a Brooklyn Nets fan experiencing a horror that no human should ever have to experience, either in person or via social media. It is a man simultaneously vomiting and pooping in a urinal.

If this sounds like something you are interested in looking at, scroll down.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(There is still time to stop scrolling)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously, you can go read about 100 cool Brooklyn people and fun new rides on Coney Island right now and your eyes will be spared this image.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I feel compelled to repeat the fact that this is a photo OF A MAN THROWING UP ALL OVER THE FUCKING FLOOR WHILE POOPING IN A URINAL.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are you kidding me? Wouldn’t you rather read about a new dance club in Williamsburg?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What about a pool in the shape of a plus sign? That’s fun!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fine, you sick fuck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Still time to click on a story about the 10 best burgers in Brooklyn, where the photos are mouth-watering and beautiful as opposed to horrifically grotesque.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

UGH FINE. Here you go.

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How do you feel? Hungry? Optimistic for the state of humanity? Great. Glad this happened.

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