Normcore: Are We Doing It Right? Ranking Brooklyn Mag Staff From Least To Most Normcore
Upon hearing about a fun new trend called ‘normcore,’ we at Brooklyn Mag naturally wondered how we stacked up against the cool kids who rock Dad jeans and Birks without, you know, looking like your dad on vacation in the mid-90s. Most of what we discovered can be referred to as “unintentional normcore.”
Here are all the people who agreed to be photographed stylish, super on trend employees of Northside Media Group. How #normcore are they? See for yourself:
Normcore status: 7 1/2 Abercrombie-branded t-shirts under 5 North Face fleeces
Normcore status: 13.9 pairs of your mom’s Birkenstocks
Normcore status: 15.5 Patagonia vests with breast cancer awareness pins
Normcore status: 16.1 forward-facing Dodgers caps
Normcore status: 19 Teva sandals over white athletic socks
Normcore status: 23 pairs of faded Dad jeans
Normcore status: 29 tye-dye shirts from the 1993 Fun Run
And our unequivocal office winner:
Normcore status: 9.7 billion pairs of ill-fitting khaki shorts with nondescript leather belt
Brooklyn Magazine employees: so #normcore, you can’t even tell.
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