The 10 Least Sexy Books That Everyone Thinks Are Really Sexy (But Everyone Is Really Wrong)
Jane Eyre Charlotte Brontë
Just because a book contains a storyline wherein two people meet and get married, does not mean that it is sexy. And Jane Eyre has that whole problem of Mr. Rochester keeping his wife locked in the attic. That’s a big problem. If you need sexy, read Jean Rhys. Actually, if you need anything, just read Jean Rhys.