Where to Eat on New Year’s Day 2014 (When You’re Really and Truly and Terribly Hungover)

The party's over! But where should you go next? Bettmann/Corbis c/o dailymail.co.uk.com
The party’s over! But where should you go next?
Bettmann/Corbis c/o dailymail.co.uk.com

We’re going to assume that you already have your plans for tonight figured out. Even, that is, if your plans are to not have plans and to stay home, thus avoiding Uber surge pricing and subway cars that reek of vomit and piss and human desperation. But forget all that! Forget it all even though it hasn’t even happened yet. Let’s move forward, shall we, to New Year’s Day, when you’re going to want to partake in the kind of food that will start your year off right. But with so many restaurants closed tomorrow (hey, chefs need to nurse hangovers too!), where should you go? Don’t worry. We’ve got it all figured out for you!