Wait, Maybe We Really SHOULD All Move To Queens

Photo via Craigslist
Photo via Craigslist

Normally, talk of throwing in the towel and moving to Queens is reserved for days when Brooklyn real estate news is particularly dire, but not today. Today, via New York Shitty, we learned of this incredible $2,000/month apartment in Ridgewood, which, for a $10,000 deposit can be yours, and furnished as-is (because really, would you want it any other way?). “Has a lot of mirrored walls looks like a upscale nightclub inside. 2 HUGE closets so you have plenty of closet place. This apartment comes fully furnished!!!! with raymour &flanigan furniture,” boasts the Craigslist post.

The club-partment also includes a disco ball, the mirrored hallway and lion bust pictured below, big screen TVs, a leather couch, a bar, and bunk beds. Perfect for a young family, guy or gal about town, burgeoning Qreme addict … really, just perfect.

Photo via Craigslist
Photo via Craigslist

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