Join Us in Carefully Over-Analyzing Every Last Detail of Williamsburg’s Newest Luxury Building
Almost every other shot in this slideshow is an establishing shot of the apartments or the view or the common areas. And then there’s this robot. Why? I’ll tell you. Because if you rent an apartment here, you too are an automaton. Your head is askew, your arms at your side, you wait to be wound up so that you can march into your home, get in your bed, so you can, uh, get stimulated by some tentacles. What a life.