Weiner Lost! Spitzer Lost! Hynes Lost! De Blasio Won!: Everything You Need to Know About New York’s Primary Elections You Can Learn From Twitter
Weiner had a truly pathetic night, from start to finish. He got less than 5% of the vote, was being stalked by his ex online-paramour, Sydney Leathers, and had to end the night by escaping through a McDonald’s and into a cab so that the press wouldn’t get a photo of him with Ms. Leathers. It was almost enough to make you feel sorry for the guy, except, of course, for the fact that he’s a dickweed and gave reporters the finger once he got in the cab. Goodbye, Anthony Weiner. We never want to hear from you again.