The Subway Lines That Will And Won’t Get You Laid
Really Casual Dating: The JMZ
A lot of personal bias plays into this, but really, living (and dating) on the JMZ is hugely underrated. Given that there’s a loud, dirty train making noise overhead every few minutes at all times, most bars and restaurant along the line are cozy, dimly lit hovels, designed to block out distractions (and get you laid, dummy). Also, riding above ground means phone reception at all times, useful for when you’re running late, canceling at the last minute, or assessing your other options. Come on. It’s perfect.