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Chewing Gum
I actually think gum is pretty alright, but Henry Stewart countered, “it looks disgusting when you chew it.” Or, as my friend’s mother once told her, “You look like a cow chewing its cud.” With such conflicting opinions, best to just get rid of it.
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