Not Sure About “Brogurt?” Here Are 10 Other Important Foods For Men

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Because food is nothing if not gendered and our economy is nothing if not buoyed by preposterous spinoff products, we now have “Powerful Yogurt,” a Greek yogurt geared toward men and their presumed desire for a six-pack. Or, as Grub Street helpfully termed it yesterday, “Brogurt.”

Which obviously got us to thinking. As writers, as eaters, as thinkers. What are some other foods that can be male — nay, bro — specific? Lots, it turns out, so here are 10. Patents pending.