The Gentlewoman’s Guide to the Perfect Brooklyn Bachelorette Party
Heavy Drinking: Union Pool
Sobered up at the store, did you? Fix that, now. Specifically, fix it at Union Pool, which for some reason is always skewed heavily towards dudes, moreso than any other bar I know. Union Pool is to roaming packs of men as Huckleberry Bar is to roaming packs of women. This is just how it is. Anyway, the purpose here is threefold: you can fill your body with more whiskey, enjoy the ego boost of flirting with strangers, and savor the knowledge that the dating scene can be a total nightmare and you will never have to deal with it again. Make the most out of all of this.