10 Gifts That Will and Won’t Get You Laid
Gladioli
So, now we’ve come to the time where I will tell you what not to buy. Number one thing not to buy is flowers that make people think of funerals. Once, I dated someone who did this. It was terrible. I would always throw them in the garbage. Which is where these awful funeral flowers belonged. I’m not a fan of fresh flowers in general because they do make me think of death and even though they’re beautiful for a few days—at most—then they just sit there dying. Which is so awkward, when you think about it. Watching something die is just awkward.