10 Gifts That Will and Won’t Get You Laid
Real Estate: a lot of fucking money
This suggestion is brought to you by Virginia Smith who, when asked what gift would make her want to be naked with someone said, without hesitation, “An apartment.” Although this gift might be a bit of a stretch for some people, it would definitely work at getting the giver laid. It’s sort of the most surefire gift one could give. So, if you’re desperate, consider the gift of a home. I mean, what is a home besides a place you have sex? I think that’s how the dictionary defines it anyway.