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Elizabeth Knight Frog Pearl Earrings: $210
Jewelry is usually a surefire way of getting someone to love you. I mean, it doesn’t always work. It wouldn’t work if it was something cliché and terrible, but that’s why these earrings are so genius. They’re delicate and macabre—each pearl is cradled in the skeletal clutches of a frog’s hand. Love is its own kind of death, when you think about it, and this is the perfect representation of that.