10 Gifts That Will and Won’t Get You Laid
Gym Membership
Now, these are expensive, so it might seem thoughtful because money=thoughtfulness, or at least that’s what I’ve been led to believe by, like, society. But who likes to workout, climbing stairs to nowhere, looking out of those floor-to-ceiling windows that gyms are lined with while people look in at you, laughing on the inside? No one likes that. Don’t do it. Horrible gift.