A Rat’s Guide to Restaurant Week
Lay Off the Booze
Yeah, I know, there are a lot of beer cans on the street with juuust enough beer in the bottom to make them tempting. We’ve all been there (I have not been there). But your teensy bloated garbage body can’t handle alcohol! Not even a little bit! And anyway, if your reflexes are slowed down somehow — say, by ingesting a depressant like alcohol — it’s all the more likely you’ll end up poisoned to death, crushed to death, bludgeoned to death, or maybe all of the above. Restaurant Week sort of sucks for you, doesn’t it?
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