Gaming the System at the Overpriced Salad Bar
Never Get More Than One Scoop of Anything
Nowhere does it pay more to be a total dilettante than in the world of salad curation, as it is known to some (hopefully none). If you wanted an entire container of grain salad, you should have thought of that sooner. Go for tiny piles of a few things, or light sprinklings of a few more things. Nothing more ambitious.