How to Stay Warm When It’s So Cold You Want to Die
Puppies
Nothing is warmer than a puppy. In fact, I think it was Charlie Brown who said “Happiness is a warm puppy.” Charlie Brown was right, you guys. But besides happiness being a warm puppy, warmth is also a warm puppy. Stick a puppy down your shirt like Hannah did on “Girls” last week. You won’t regret it.* Sit with a bunch of puppies on a couch and just pile their little squirming bodies all over yours. You will be so warm.
*you might regret it