A Guide to Your Longshot Mayoral Candidates

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New York City is primed to elect this year its first Democratic mayor in a generation. Will it be Bloomberg-surrogate Christine Quinn? Perennial local candidate Bill Thompson? Outerborough favorite Bill DeBlasio? Scandal-tarred John Liu? It’s still too early to tell, but we can tell you who it definitely won’t be—any of these guys! [photo]