The 5 Golden Rules of New Year’s Hangover Etiquette
Don’t Start Resolutions Today
This is partly a self-care issue — starting a juice cleanse the morning after is not actually a great idea, as some of us have learned the hard way — but also, no one wants to hear it today. No one at all. If you put off your stupid spin class one day, I promise you will not be fatter for it by the time next New Year’s Eve rolls around.