The Brooklynite’s Guide to New Year’s Resolutions
Organize an Audience With Mitik
Remember Mitik, the adorable baby walrus who moved into the New York Aquarium this year? If you don’t, you disgust me, but that’s not the point. The point is that I can, will, and must meet this little guy and proudly shake his flipper. If he allows, there will also be snuggles. Whether it means breaking into the Aquarium in the dead of night or somehow helping them finish up their Sandy cleanup so they can re-open more quickly, I will find you, Mitik. I will find you.