Bad Life Choices I Made Because I Thought the World Was Ending

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So, the world probably isn’t going to end today. Which, fine. I wasn’t counting on it to end. Or, at least, I wasn’t counting on it to end because of any centuries old Mayan prophecy. But, after reflecting on some things that I’ve been doing in the last week or so, I realized that I also haven’t been counting on the world not to end. What I’m trying to say is, now that I know that world will continue and our grim march toward that dark week between Christmas and New Year’s Eve is moving forward unabated, here’s a list of some things that I’ve been doing that I probably wouldn’t have done if, on some level, I hadn’t hoped that the world was going to end and descend into a state of eternal darkness.