The Do’s and Don’ts of Hipster Christmas

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So, you want to have a hipster Christmas. Good, I guess? But how, how can you maintain what I assume is your impenetrable veneer of hip (hep? who even knows) during the most earnest, emotionally raw and tradition-laden time of the year? Well, you’ve come to the right place, and we have a few ideas.

The first of which would obviously be not to worry about it too much — no one on this earth could ever be too cool for Christmas, you know — but that said, there are, of course, a few basic guidelines that will steer you in the direction of the Hipster Christmas of your dreams. Or, if you’re lucky, in the direction of the North Pole itself?! Aaaah!