Alcohol Cures Everything: A Guide To At-Home Remedies
Belly Aches
Surely you already follow every single meal with a helpful “digestif” pint glass full of grappa? Artful use of alcohol to aid in digestion and pooping is what separates man from animal. Also, according to the Bible’s Wikipedia page, Paul once told Timothy to “no longer drink only water, but use a little wine for your stomach’s sake and your frequent infirmities.” So there you go.