How to Ride a Goddamn Elevator
Tie Your Shoe
You ever tie your shoe on a moving elevator? Riding while crouched feels weeeeeird. You should try it! You don’t even have to be on anything. [photo]
Follow Henry Stewart on Twitter @henrycstewart
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Tie Your Shoe
You ever tie your shoe on a moving elevator? Riding while crouched feels weeeeeird. You should try it! You don’t even have to be on anything. [photo]
Follow Henry Stewart on Twitter @henrycstewart
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