How to Ride a Goddamn Elevator
Don’t Push a Button for a Floor If It’s Already Pressed
I don’t know why it’s such a pet peeve of mine when people push buttons that are already pressed. It’s either because it betrays an impatience that I have to exert energy not to catch, or because it suggests that I can’t be trusted to push a button—like, “if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.” Well, guess what? I can push buttons, too, guy. [photo]