How to Ride a Goddamn Elevator
Put Your Phone Away
What if I suddenly decide I need to ask strangers questions? Like, what’s the use of taking an elevator up if you’re only going to have to take it down again? Or, what’s the point of doing good deeds if the people they benefit are just going to die one day anyway? I’ll feel like I can’t, because their noses are buried in their phones. Stop being so antisocial. What did people do in the days before smart phones? They stayed present in random social situations, met strangers, and married them. Single people, this is 99 percent of why you’re single. [photo]