How to Ride the Goddamn Subway
5. You Can’t Choose Not to Have Someone Sit Next to You
If you don’t like sitting next to people, try one of the following: stand the fuck up, never ride the fucking subway, move the fuck out of New York. But I swear to fucking god, if you try to put a bag down or spread your legs (dude, c’mon) or some other shit I’m going to lose my shit. Scoot over—and move your fucking coat! [photo]