Which of the following have you consumed in the last year?
A) Cold, unsalted Goya chickpeas, straight from the can.
B) Taco Bell leftovers you found in the back of the fridge,
of uncertain provenance.
C) Anything from the Bedford Avenue Subway (the food chain, not the mass transit system).
D) “Mexican” food at an “Irish” pub.
E) None of the above.